Mike's 'Whip It Up Like Crazy' Banana Bread

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Ingredients:
- Two eggs
- Half a cup oil
- One cup white or brown sugar
- Four or five very ripe bananas
- One teaspoon baking soda
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- Four teaspoons milk
- Two cups whole wheat flour
- Sunflower seeds, currants, or raisins.

Instructions:
Grab a big bowl and a strong fork. Pour half a cup of oil into bowl. Pour in 1 cup of white or brown sugar. Whip it up like crazy (with the fork).
Throw in two eggs. Whip it up like crazy.
Mash four or five very ripe bananas and throw them in. Whip it up like crazy.
Throw in one tsp of baking soda. Whip it up like crazy
Throw in quarter tsp of salt. Whip it up like crazy.
Throw in 4 teaspoons of sour milk (add vinegar or lemon to make it sour). Whip it up like crazy.
Throw in 2 cups of whole wheat flour. Whip it up like crazy.
Throw in a very full handful of sunflower seeds and/or some currants or raisins. Whip it up like crazy.
Grease 4 or 5 small or one or two medium baking pans. Half fill them with the mix.
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit or 175 Celsius. Bake pans in oven for 50 minutes.
Eat, enjoy, grow fat(ter). Be loved for your rotund, cuddly body. Freeze some for they freeze well. Take camping for they nourish well. For a heavenly experience, slice and lather with butter.

Caution: Do not use a mixing machine. It bruises the flour and bananas.

Recipe provided by Michael Lomas.

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